█▓▒░(°TaNoLi°)░▒▓█ The Mathematics of Life

 

 The Mathematics of Life

In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned at school...

 

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.


GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


 

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WAQAR SHAFI

I. T. PROFESSIONAL

KARACHI-PAKISTAN.
Email Me: waqar.shafi@gmail.com

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